Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Lycanthropy and the Law.

Welcome to the official blog of Powers and Rhodes, LLP.  Do not be fooled by any other blogs with similar names, as this is the official blog.  Ignore the charlatans! 

We are looking forward to providing more in-depth and helpful information regarding legal issues that often arise, and some legal issues that very seldom arise.  For example, if you are injured at work, you should immediately report the injury to a supervisor or company representative.  Injuries at work happen fairly often and it is important that such injuries are reported quickly.  For an example of an issue that does not often arise, it is not an absolute defense to allege that you committed a crime due to suffering from lycanthropy when the moon is not even full.  So do not do that.  

In all seriousness, we understand that legal issues can be more frightening than a werewolf.  We are your silver bullet.  It is what we are here for and we look forward to killing your legal werewolves.     

Yes, we know the website is not chock full of information at this time, but rest assured we are diligently working on it.

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